| 9 Course Meal | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 4:06 | |
| A Piano Weighs a Ton | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:42 | |
| A Place to Put Ya | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 3:22 | |
| Alles Klar for the Energy Peeps | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 3:18 | |
| Alone With Your Body | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:45 | |
| An Ocean of Poison Ivy | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:17 | |
| And It Feels | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:49 | |
| Aqueduct Honey | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 4:21 | |
| Back to the Yard With Drac | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 3:11 | |
| Black Sea Brides | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:51 | |
| Black Willow | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:44 | |
| Brilliant Disguise | Dick Valentine | | | 3:33 | |
| Burkina Faso Lover | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 3:02 | |
| Carrie That Weight | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:18 | |
| Classon Av. Robots | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:21 | |
| Coma Watching | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:59 | |
| Counterattacks | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:03 | |
| Cuckolds at Night | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 4:00 | |
| Dance Commander | Dick Valentine | | | 3:19 | |
| Darlin' Waterfall | Dick Valentine | | | 4:00 | |
| Data Entry | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:15 | |
| Dead Carnation | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 1:47 | |
| Destroy the Children | Dick Valentine | | 5 | 3:15 | |
| Detroit Sandwich | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:43 | |
| Digital Jackass | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 3:28 | |
| Doom and Gloom and Doom and Gloom | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:51 | |
| Doom and Gloom and Doom and Gloom | Dick Valentine | | | 2:29 | |
| Driving Into Certain Death | Dick Valentine | | 5 | 0:59 | |
| Dry County | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 3:11 | |
| Duran Duran and Princess Di | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:44 | |
| Emergency Funding for the Arts | Dick Valentine | | 5 | 2:20 | |
| Enough Embarrassment for One Day | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:57 | |
| Ever Since I Never Saw You | Dick Valentine | | 5 | 2:16 | |
| Everybody | Arnie and the Waves feat. Dick Valentine | | | 4:23 | |
| Evil When I Get Good | Dick Valentine | | | 3:17 | |
| Extreme Demons | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 3:27 | |
| Fear Footage | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:23 | |
| Fingerprints on Your Soul | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:36 | |
| Fresh Faces | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:08 | |
| Gay Bar | Dick Valentine | | | 4:09 | |
| Gay Colors | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:15 | |
| Gila Monsters | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 1:55 | |
| Gimme Five | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:29 | |
| Go Fund Me | Dick Valentine | | | 2:55 | |
| Goodnight (Juana's Gift) | Dick Valentine | | | 3:04 | |
| Greasing up the Monolith | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:27 | |
| Halloween Fingers | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 1:36 | |
| Hannukah in June | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 1:56 | |
| Harvest | Dick Valentine | | | 3:57 | |
| He's a Freak | Andy D Presents The Weekend feat. Dick Valentine | | | 3:32 | |
| Heartbeats and Brainwaves | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:39 | |
| Hello! I See You! | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:54 | |
| I Am a Song | Dick Valentine | | | 3:47 | |
| I am Part of the Problem | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:56 | |
| I Am Repulsed by My Daughter's Lover | Dick Valentine | | 5 | 2:59 | |
| I Belong in a Factory | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:24 | |
| I Buy the Drugs | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:47 | |
| I Can Translate | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:42 | |
| I Choked on Chick Filet | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:24 | |
| I Don't Like to Howl (At Midnight) | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 3:12 | |
| I Don't Speak French | Dick Valentine | | 5 | 2:52 | |
| I Don't Speak French | Dick Valentine | | | 3:44 | |
| I Invented the Night | Dick Valentine | | | 3:14 | |
| I Love You, I Steal Your Gas | Dick Valentine & Mark Mallman | | 4 | 2:42 | |
| I Touched the Bible | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:30 | |
| I Want More Victims | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:36 | |
| I Want to Eat a Complete Stranger | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:24 | |
| I'm Going Back to Sleep | Dick Valentine | | 5 | 2:11 | |
| I'm Not Scared of Flying Saucers | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:38 | |
| I'm on Acid | Dick Valentine | | | 2:29 | |
| Iron Dragon | Dick Valentine | | 5 | 3:20 | |
| Japanese Bulls | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:51 | |
| Jimmy Carter | Dick Valentine | | | 4:08 | |
| Last Christmas | Fall on Your Sword feat. Dick Valentine | | | 4:31 | |
| Laughing Gas | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 3:07 | |
| Lend Me Some of Your Ammunition | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 0:43 | |
| Lenny Kravitz | Dick Valentine | | | 2:03 | |
| Life on a Loop | Dick Valentine | | | 3:27 | |
| List of Lovers | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 3:03 | |
| Litterbug | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:41 | |
| Loss of Life | Dick Valentine | | 5 | 2:13 | |
| Making Love in Hazmat Suits | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 3:04 | |
| Making Progress | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:08 | |
| Malachi! Malachi! | Dick Valentine | | | 4:09 | |
| Manhattanites | Dick Valentine | | | 3:15 | |
| Maria Sangrienta | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 1:51 | |
| Meet Mr. Monkey | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 1:22 | |
| Mexican Moonlight (demo) | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:59 | |
| Miami | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:09 | |
| Moulting Foal | Molten Vole & Dick Valentine | | | 3:10 | |
| Mr. Shadow | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:49 | |
| No Wiggle Room (For a Witch With a Defective Broom) | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:21 | |
| Noche de Zombie (demo) | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:08 | |
| Non Binary Sluts | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:09 | |
| Omaha Steaks | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:30 | |
| One Crazy Night in Abbotabad | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:48 | |
| One Policeman Leads to Another | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 2:52 | |
| One-Dimensional Steve | Dick Valentine | | 3 | 2:54 | |
| Parrot People | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:31 | |
| Philistine Waltzes | Dick Valentine | | 4 | 3:47 | |
