| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | The Saga Begins | 4.15 | 5:30 |
| 2 | My Baby’s in Love With Eddie Vedder | 3.15 | 3:26 |
| 3 | Pretty Fly for a Rabbi | 3.65 | 3:03 |
| 4 | The Weird Al Show Theme | 3 | 1:14 |
| 5 | Jerry Springer | 3.2 | 2:47 |
| 6 | Germs | 3.4 | 4:39 |
| 7 | Polka Power!- assistant engineer:
- Jeff Moses and Fredrik Sarhagen
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion, keyboard and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- background vocals:
- Steve Jay , Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz , Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- arranger:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1999)
- recording of:
- Polka Power!
- lyricist:
- Greg Camp, Dan Wilson , Steve Harwell, Kevin Iannello, Paul De Lisle, Marilyn Manson and John Wozniak
- additional writer:
- Bobby Byrd , James Brown and Ron Lenhoff
- writer:
- Jude Abbott, Adam Horovitz, Anne Holden, Melanie Brown, Dunstan Bruce, Emma Bunton, Kevin Cadogan, Mario Caldato Jr., Dave Curtiss, Barry Gibb, Maurice Gibb, Robin Gibb, Geri Halliwell, Isaac Hanson, Taylor Hanson, Zac Hanson, Harry Hamer, Aaron Huffman, Christine Leach, Jeff Lin, Madonna , Max Martin, Melanie Chisholm, Michael Diamond , Pras Michel, Clive Muldoon, Nigel Hunter, Paul Greco , Denniz PoP, Richard Stannard, Rob Thomas , Matt Rowe, Russell Jones , Arion Salazar, Sean Nelson , Matt Serletic, Stephan Jenkins , Evan Sult, Victoria Beckham , Lou Watts, Boff Whalley, William Orbit , Wyclef Jean and Adam Yauch
- composer:
- Greg Camp, Dan Wilson , Steve Harwell, Kevin Iannello, Paul De Lisle, Twiggy Ramirez, John Wozniak and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- arranger:
- Al Yankovic
- medley of:
- W.A.Y. Moby Polka
- medley of:
- Semi‐Charmed Life
- medley of:
- The Dope Show
- medley of:
- MMMbop
- medley of:
- Sex and Candy
- medley of:
- Closing Time
- medley of:
- Wannabe
- medley of:
- Flagpole Sitta
- medley of:
- Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are)
- medley of:
- Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
- medley of:
- Walkin’ on the Sun
- medley of:
- Intergalactic
- medley of:
- Tubthumping
- medley of:
- Ray of Light
- medley of:
- Push
| 3.5 | 4:21 |
| 8 | Your Horoscope for Today | 3.35 | 3:59 |
| 9 | It’s All About the Pentiums- assistant engineer:
- Jeff Moses and Fredrik Sarhagen
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Al Yankovic
- accordion, keyboard and lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and guitar:
- Jim West
- bass guitar:
- Steve Jay
- drums (drum set) and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- background vocals:
- Steve Jay , Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz , Jim West and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1999) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1999)
- music videos:
- It’s All About the Pentiums by “Weird Al” Yankovic
- recording of:
- It’s All About the Pentiums
- lyricist:
- Al Yankovic
- composer:
- David Styles , Deric Angelettie, Jason Phillips , Kimberly Jones , Linda Laurie, Notorious B.I.G., Sean “Puffy” Combs , Sean Jacobs and Terry Etlinger
- parody version of:
- All About the Benjamins
| 3.65 | 3:35 |
| 10 | Truck Drivin’ Song | 2.85 | 2:27 |
| 11 | Grapefruit Diet | 2.85 | 3:30 |
| 12 | Albuquerque | 3.65 | 11:23 |
