| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Eat It | 3.85 | 3:21 |
| 2 | Midnight Star | 2.5 | 4:35 |
| 3 | The Brady Bunch | 3.25 | 2:42 |
| 4 | Buy Me a Condo | 2.25 | 3:53 |
| 5 | I Lost on Jeopardy | 2.6 | 3:29 |
| 6 | Polkas on 45- engineer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Rick Derringer
- accordion:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo, bass guitar and talking drum:
- Steve Jay
- body percussion [musical hands]:
- “Musical Mike” Kieffer
- bongos:
- Joel Miller
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- guitar family:
- Rick Derringer and Jim West
- mandolin:
- Rick Derringer
- membranophone and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- piano and synthesizer:
- Pat Regan and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- saxophone:
- Jimmy Zavala
- trumpet:
- Warren Leuning
- tuba:
- Jim Self
- background vocals:
- Pattie Brooks , Lisa Popeil , Petsye Powell and Andrea Robinson
- bass vocals:
- Bob Tebow
- vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1984), Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1984) and Scotti Bros. Records (in 1990)
- recording of:
- Polkas on 45
- lyricist:
- David Byrne , Doug Ingle, Jim Morrison , Mark Mothersbaugh, Billy Roberts , Sting and Pete Townshend
- writer:
- Ritchie Blackmore, John Crawford , David Diamond , Ian Gillan, Roger Glover, Lou Gramm , Mick Jagger, Mick Jones , Mick Jones , John Lennon , Jon Lord, Paul McCartney , Terri Nunn , Ian Paice, Keith Richards and Joe Strummer
- composer:
- David Byrne , Bob Calame, John Densmore, Chris Frantz, Jerry Harrison , Doug Ingle, Robby Krieger , Frank Loesser, Ray Manzarek, Jim Morrison , Mark Mothersbaugh, Billy Roberts , Sting , Pete Townshend , Jaromír Vejvoda, Lawrence Welk, Tina Weymouth and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- medley of:
- Ear Booker Polka
- medley of:
- Hot Blooded
- medley of:
- The Lawrence Welk Show (Bubbles In The Wine)
- medley of:
- Every Breath You Take
- medley of:
- Should I Stay or Should I Go
- medley of:
- Jumpin’ Jack Flash
- medley of:
- My Generation
- medley of:
- Beer Barrel Polka
- medley of:
- Jocko Homo
- medley of:
- Smoke on the Water
- medley of:
- Sex (I’m A…)
- medley of:
- Hey Jude
- medley of:
- L.A. Woman
- medley of:
- In‐A‐Gadda‐Da‐Vida
- medley of:
- Hey Joe
- medley of:
- Burning Down the House
| 3.35 | 4:23 |
| 7 | Mr. Popeil | 3 | 4:43 |
| 8 | King of Suede | 2.75 | 4:15 |
| 9 | That Boy Could Dance | 2.5 | 3:35 |
| 10 | Theme From Rocky XIII | 3.75 | 3:37 |
| 11 | Nature Trail to Hell | 3.5 | 5:51 |
