| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Living With a Hernia- assistant engineer:
- Jamey Dell
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Rick Derringer
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- bass:
- Steve Jay
- guitar:
- Jim West and Rick Derringer
- keyboard:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- membranophone and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- synthesizer:
- Pat Regan
- tenor saxophone:
- Bill Anderson
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- background vocals:
- Jim West , Steve Jay and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- arranger:
- Al Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1986) and Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1986)
- recorded at:
- Santa Monica Sound Recorders in Santa Monica, California, United States
- recording of:
- Living With a Hernia
- lyricist:
- A. Yankovic
- composer:
- C. Midnight and D. Hartman
- publisher:
- April Music Inc., Blackwood Music Inc. , Janiceps Music, Second Nature Music, Inc., U/A Music, Inc. and United Lion Music Inc.
- parody version of:
- Living in America
| 3.5 | 3:21 |
| 2 | Dog Eat Dog | 4 | 3:43 |
| 3 | Addicted to Spuds | 3.5 | 3:51 |
| 4 | One of Those Days | 2 | 3:19 |
| 5 | Polka Party!- assistant engineer:
- Jamey Dell
- engineer and mixer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Rick Derringer
- accordion, glockenspiel and keyboard:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo and bass:
- Steve Jay
- baritone saxophone:
- Gary Herbig
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- guitar:
- Jim West and Rick Derringer
- membranophone and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- pedal steel guitar:
- Jim Cox
- piano:
- Sonny Burke
- synthesizer:
- Pat Regan
- tenor saxophone:
- Bill Anderson
- trumpet:
- Warren Luening
- tuba:
- Tommy Johnson
- violin:
- Dennis Fetchet
- background vocals:
- Jim West , Lisa Popeil , Steve Jay , The Waters Sisters and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- lead vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- arranger:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1986)
- recorded at:
- Santa Monica Sound Recorders in Santa Monica, California, United States
- recording of:
- Polka Party!
- additional lyricist:
- Madonna
- lyricist:
- Ferdi Bolland, Rob Bolland, Phil Collins , Brian Elliot , Falco , Peter Gabriel , Rick James , Robbie van Leeuwen and Lionel Richie
- writer:
- Jeffrey Cohen , Andrew Farriss, Michael Hutchence, Janet Jackson, James Harris III, Terry Lewis , Earl Nelson, Roland Orzabal, Bob Relf, Ian Stanley and Narada Michael Walden
- composer:
- Ferdi Bolland, Rob Bolland, Phil Collins , Brian Elliot , Peter Gabriel , Rick James , Robbie van Leeuwen, Lionel Richie and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- arranger:
- A.Yankovic
- medley of:
- Rock Me Amadeus
- medley of:
- Nasty
- medley of:
- Shout
- medley of:
- Papa Don’t Preach
- medley of:
- Ear Booker Polka
- medley of:
- Sledgehammer
- medley of:
- Sussudio
- medley of:
- Party All the Time
- medley of:
- Say You, Say Me
- medley of:
- Freeway of Love
- medley of:
- What You Need
- medley of:
- Harlem Shuffle
- medley of:
- Venus
| 4 | 3:16 |
| 6 | Here’s Johnny | 3 | 3:24 |
| 7 | Don’t Wear Those Shoes | 3 | 3:37 |
| 8 | Toothless People | 3 | 3:23 |
| 9 | Good Enough for Now | 3 | 3:03 |
| 10 | Christmas at Ground Zero | 5 | 3:09 |
